Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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