glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize