i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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