You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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