In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
You work out of a Hotel?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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