the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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