I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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