if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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