It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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