office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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