The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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