Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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