We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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