And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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