he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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