There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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