A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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