I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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