Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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