No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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