What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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