And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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