Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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