Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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