About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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