i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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