Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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