Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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