I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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