we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
two words...techno handjob
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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