i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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