he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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