You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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