But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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