Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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