it hurts more in the daytime
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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