I want to stick my p in your. b.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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