You're completely useless in the revolution.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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