so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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