If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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