I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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