I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
