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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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