My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There's always time for handjobs
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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