worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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