No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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