Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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