just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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