You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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