I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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