i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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