i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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