i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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